It is hard to believe that in so-called Great Britain there
are people living without proper access to the basics that most of us take for
granted, such as The Jeremy Kyle Show, Inspector George Gently and Alan Carr:
Chatty Man. It is almost beyond comprehension that people just around the
corner from where we live are experiencing a bit of fuzziness occasionally as
they watch The World’s Tallest Skyscraper or How Clean is Your House USA. But this
is reality for some people – and it is all the fault of the Olympics.
Two like-minded gentlemen enjoy the Olympics. It was
invented by the Greeks, you know
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Before construction work began on the Olympic site in 2008 residents
of Avenue Road Estate enjoyed Diagnosis Murder and Extreme Fishing with Robson
Fucking Green in complete clarity, but when the sporting venues began to go up
the televisual misery began for people like mother and daughter combo Sue and
Vicky Jewel. The family Jewel, however, refuse to take their plight lying
down, having first complained to Ascham Homes, the corrupt, money wasting den of incompetence that ‘manages’ social housing in Waltham Forest, and which has been
charging residents for an analogue aerial that hasn’t worked for ten years. When
their complaints bore no fruit the Jewels decided to stand in front of a local
press photographer with expressions of dissatisfaction etched firmly on their
faces.
Telly. We want Telly |
A sad, sad story indeed. Even as I write, the Jewels and
their neighbours are probably watching Midsummer Murders with shadows
flickering across the screen. And eating crisps. The last desperate, resonating
words in this shocking case must go to Sue Jewel herself:
“It's being very harsh because people can't watch TV properly. It comes down to damaging their quality of life."
There but for the grace of God.
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